Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

24

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops