- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

trumpy trumpy trump

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

I pooped my pants

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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