Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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*insert joke here*

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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for keeps?

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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