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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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