- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

who is awesome? no one...

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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