drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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