Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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