- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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