Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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hey bill!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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for keeps?

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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