what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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