Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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mark is mark

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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