- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

A guy trips a blind man.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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