Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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A black man in a country bar.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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