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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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