- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

An boy with ADHD walks into a

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Like if you like big tits.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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