- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Comedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Keep up the fun Nero!

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

It's only racist if you consider them people.

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