what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Well educated black man.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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all these jokes suck ass

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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