- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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