your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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womens rights

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

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