- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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