roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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