Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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What's up brah brah

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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motley crew

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1+1 =? Too

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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