a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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I like hats XD!

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Girls Basketball.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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