Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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