what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Stop being a centipede

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Anti Joke

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