a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

I enjoy anal.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Is this where I type the joke?

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

why does column have a letter n?

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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