- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

what time is it? 3:16

Scientology.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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