- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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