- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Why did I get raped

Soccer...

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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