Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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