- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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