What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Chinese drivers.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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This one time at band camp....

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Hearpin my durp

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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