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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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