Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Matt is not funny.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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