Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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