Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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