Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Hello

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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