- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock. Come in.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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