- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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