why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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You are Nerochan right?

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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