What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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this girl died

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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