What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Leave her alone...

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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