Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

thumb_up thumb_down -21

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

thumb_up thumb_down -21

eloise dey.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -23

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

thumb_up thumb_down -25

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Guess what.. chicken butt

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops