Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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24!

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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bob saget

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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