What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

I have a crush on my dad.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

religion.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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