- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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