You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Do you believe this will change?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

hi to the world fromthe world

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

? I hate niiggers ?

Dani barton from bob chuckles

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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