How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

fack me in the ace! CC

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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