your brother so fine that hes skinney

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Ham sandwich

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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