You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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BOOBALANBOO

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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