- Anti Joke

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

1 + 1 = 3

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

2 women were sitting quietly

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

1 + 1 = 3

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

2 women were sitting quietly

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

1 + 1 = 3

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________