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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Womens rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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