- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

The Irish man was sober.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Dick spice

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Neither does he.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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