why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Pickles

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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