A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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