- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

a retard lost...

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

Woman's Rights

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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