what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Shit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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