- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

wood cant chuck wood

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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