Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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hipsters

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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lol a man is drowning

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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