How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Shit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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feces

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Matty B

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Male penises.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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your mother hates you

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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