- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

I saw a poor man named rich

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Toaster

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Lil Wayne

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