why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

how do you confuse a blond?

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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