Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Sorry boss

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Snausages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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