- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

If life throws you melons... ouch

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

GONNA

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

The Pope

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