what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

american government

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Women's rights

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

This is an anti-joke.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Knock knock --Come in.

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