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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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