A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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IU football

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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