- Anti Joke

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Three bars walk into a Jew.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.