- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Matty B

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

AIDS

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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