What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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