Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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kevin kim

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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