What's 4+7 47

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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