- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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