- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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