- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Please Rape William Wright

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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