- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

dead battery come on down

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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