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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

I saw a shovel once.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.