Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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myspace

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Women's rights.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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