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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

cancer

knock knock!! kanye west

i like turtals and kids

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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