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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

women's rights

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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