Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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