I tell an anti joke!.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Mark Wilson

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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