- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

A blind man walks into a pole.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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