- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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