- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

what time is it? 3:16

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

a horse walks into a blender ow

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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