- Anti Joke

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?